TO THE WOMAN FROM THE BIRTHPLACE AND CURRENT HOME OF THE WOMEN’S WEAR WONDER FASHION 21
But really, what do turtles think about when they are inside their shell?
I suspect this: Fear - 50%, Food - 25%, Mating - 25%
But this is what I would think about: Fear - 50%, Mating - 50%
And this is the way that I wish I could actually answer that hypothetical: Contentedness - 95%; Naps, Hugs, Kisses, Brownies, Bourbon, Family, Friends, Love and stuff, Being a baby, Being a puppy, Being a baby puppy, Fresh snow, Summer rain, Rainbows, How buff I would be if I owned and used a bowflex - 5%.
What would you think about if you were a turtle hanging out in your turtle shell?
With fear and love,
-WW